Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just googled if crying burns calories
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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