Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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