I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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