..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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