he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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