I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
