I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
smell my finger.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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