i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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