Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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