Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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