Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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