Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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