Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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