Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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