He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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