lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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