just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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