Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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