Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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