You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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