please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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