Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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