is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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