I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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