your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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