Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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