This is not my ceiling
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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