And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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