that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Randomize
