I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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