This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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