Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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