Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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