HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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