in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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