your thong is hanging out like whoa
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I lost the right to judge tonight
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
