with your own penis?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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