Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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