you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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