What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
ok first of all what the fuck
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
