Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
