how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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