So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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