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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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