would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We're too hungover to prance.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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