I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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