ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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