It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
