If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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