she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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